This show has thus-far been the most uninspired, lazy, and forgettable pulp I’ve ever had the misfortune of sitting through. What a disgraceful, irredeemable, repulsive piece of trash this anime truly is. Because, they’ll be 'watching it for the plot’. Writer A: Won’t the viewers be disappointed about this?ĭirector: Not really.
Look, you must remember, this anime isn't serious or 'deep' and complex, it's just a bunch railway security force members stopping bad guys from doing bad things, with lots of 'plot' action and ass shots. Writer A: I guess, however, won’t the viewer be expecting lots of trains and action?ĭirector : If I had to put the story in percentages, then 50% is about 'that plot’ and ass, 30% is kick-ass action, 15% is about romantic subplots, and 5% is talking and looking at trains. But, recently idols have been all the rage, and remember you can never go wrong with 'the plot'.
Writer A : But, isn’t this series about trains, kick-ass action, and conspiracies?ĭirector : Well, yeah. With this set-up, everyone will tune in and watch this series. That's what this anime needs and there are four things that we must do: 1) add a idol episode, 2) make the girls wear lots of swimsuits and bath towels, 3) have the clothes of the girls torn, ripped or wet, and 4) have one nipple scene. It needs to be predicable, it needs to have lots of typical cliches and fanservice, and it needs to have fillers. We are losing viewers at the moment and I’ve got an idea to get more viewers, and to make the story more interesting.ĭirector: This story has no need for a deep, complex plot. (A meeting with the director and the script writers)ĭirector: Okay, folks. And add more jiggle physics, because every viewer is watching for beautiful flowing breasts. Increase the breast size for Aoi Sakurai from size ‘C’ to ‘E’. As, for Animator B, you know what to do?Īnimator B : Of course. But, this is going to take a lot of work.ĭirector: That’s fine by me. I want the viewers to be awe by her large bosoms, especially when she's running!Īnimator A : Fine. If the viewer will not remember her sweet, kind and gentle personality, then they will remember her nice flowing and bouncing breasts. I want the animation design to be fluid, polished and smooth. I’m not asking you to add more jiggle scenes, I’m asking you to add more bounce, more jiggle physics, because she’s clumsy and tends to be naked most of the time. And, also, add more jiggle physics.Īnimator A : What? Are you kidding me? But, this character already has a lot of jiggle scenes.ĭirector: I understand. What do you mean? There’s no such thing as ‘too big’. I don’t like it, could you increase it to a size ‘F’?Īnimator A : What? Why? isn’t that a bit too big? I noticed that her breast sizes were a size ‘D’. Animator A, you are charge of animating most scenes involving Haruka Koumi, right?ĭirector: Okay. I just wanted to discuss some minor changes that I thought would be appropriate.ĭirector : Great! Okay. Thank you for coming on such short notice. (At Studio Passione, a meeting between the director and the animators)ĭirector: Okay.